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The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast
Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"
omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.
To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.
"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".
Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.
hi, I am am the toast girl and here’s your toast
Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.