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The art of lying about anything on the golf course
Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
When the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan.
"I got a Trump Facial this summer, it was wall breaking!"
some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.
one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.
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A pice of shit who needs to be kicked out of office. A waste of space and a racist asshole.
Donald trump sucks ass and you should go vote for Biden.
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Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck
Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”
Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease
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donald trump nuked mars last week
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unfortunately, our president in 2020. he's also a homophobic racist pedophile ;)
look it's donald trump! mom i'm scared.
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