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awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock
me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle
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(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"
See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.
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When one is banging a girl from behind and her face is pushed against the fence to create a "grill marks". Then turn her around and ejaculate in her face.
We were at the park and I gave Mary waffles & cream.
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That girl you we're talking to was a Soggy waffle
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A Bluish Greenish abnormality in a female OR Male sex organ that is cause by: A weak immune system or lowered resistance to disease is one of the main reason that contributes to blue waffle infection. Secondly, stress and poor or low nutrition diet are some more factors that can result to this vaginal infection. Wearing tight underwear or using feminine hygiene sprays can also cause blue waffle infection. Being an elusive STI(Sexually Transmitted Infection), the infection can also be transmitted from an infected partner to the other partner, if the person indulges in unprotected sex. Other causes may include the use of contraceptives or birth control pills, cuts, abrasions, or some irritations in the vagina from childbirth, intercourse without lubrication, tampons and use of an instrument in the vagina.
Male or Female?? :
Though the term blue waffle has not been officially recognized by any medical professional, it does not mean that the infection does not prevails. In fact, blue waffle infection is often believed to be an elusive Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) which can occur in both men and women but is more commonly seen in women. Blue waffle is a parasitic infection that primarily affects the urogenital tract. Also termed as trichomoniasis or trich, this infectious disease particularly affects the urethra and vagina in women.
Boy1:OMG!! did you see that chick's pussy?!!?! Its totally a blue waffle!!!!
Boy2:NO WAY!!!
Boy1:YEAH!!!!!
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When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.
“Last night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!”
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