Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.

Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed

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Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

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weed gang

A group of people brought together by their love of smoking weed

"yo bro we hanging tonight?"

"Of fucking course! WEED GANG!!"

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weed princess

A girl who never grinds, packs, or lights her own bowl / her own Js. She constantly relies on others to both prepare and ignite her weed, as she does not do the manpower.
Not to be confused with 'princess of pot', a weed princess will indeed supply and share her own shit.

Person 1: "Carly is such a weed princess, I always have to pack and light the bowl."
Person 2: "Yeah, but at least she's buying."

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dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

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green weed

green buds; usually used by a pot snob to talk down about another person's stash, implying that only purple weed is good enough for them

'whatchu smokin'? oh, just regular green weed? nevermind...'

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Tobacco Weed

A lovely blend of tobacco and marijuana. Smoked by clever stoners who like to make their weed last longer. Sold in coffee shops in Amsterdam in joint form. But best smoked through a bong.

Lets make some tobacco weed and smoke a bong.

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