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The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.
Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."
Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."
Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."
When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.
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A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.
Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'
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When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.
Person 2: Damn!!!
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a motorcycle or scooter , since the bruthazz call cars whips i think slim whip is in order for a bike.
yoyo check it me and my nigga d rew is gunna kick it up aughn the slim whips yo and head to duh ghetto
me and my possie izz gunna be reprezentin aughn our slim whips
yo e dawg dats sum phat slim whip yo, nigga dun gotz mad illy bling all up aughn it, shitzz illy fly yo , you pickin up wut im chrowin down?
can you buh lee dat crak nigga dun almots hit me aughn his slim whip? he had 2 youffs goin souff bound chasin a chev rolet subertbin
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Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
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