butt cheese

The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.

"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."

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crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.

dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!

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knob cheese

after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.

he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese

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cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

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lip cheese

the extra plumpness around the labia on a female.

Jesse was about to go down on Miranda when he got smothered by her mean lip cheese.

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interesting cheese

a churned milk product with the power to excite,invigorate and interst the mind of the person seeing it. Interesting cheese is especially nice on toast

Cheese with chilli's in it

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cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.

man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.

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