fack you

A way of saying "fuck you" but in a funny voice

Fack you SuperMario Fack you

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You lie!

What Leonardo shouted at Shredder when Shredder claimed that Splinter was dead.

Raphael: Where's Splinter?

Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name. It had a name.

Leonardo: You lie!

Example 2:

jorgorthebarbarian: "You lie!" is what Michaelangelo shouted at Shredder when he claimed that Splinter was dead.

Me: You lie!

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you know

Equates to: "You really don't know but I wish you did."

"What exactly did you do last night?"
"Oh, we went up to that place uptown, you know?"
"No."
"You know, that place with the trees and the river and stuff, you know?"
"I really, actually don't know."
"Well you should..."

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Are you on crack?

1. The actions/words you just displayed are unbelievable!

2. You're not your normal self, Jim.

Why are you laughing so much? Are you on crack?
OR
Stop vomitting... are you on crack?

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Hey you

A greeting used by a women to tell a man that she wants his dick in and around her vaginal areas. Most commonly used in romantic situations.

Women : "hey you"
Man: "hang on let me buy some rubbers"

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you and i

A mistake

You and I were a mistake.

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you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the uncontracted version is "would" not "had".

You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.

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