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basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
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ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
when someone says, "I love your soul", they are so high they love you and your whole everything. when your partner says, "I love your soul", they mean they love YOU.
hey man I love your soul
what?
I love your soul
well thank you idk what that means
On the 16th November we celebrate everyone that fancies or has feelings towards a person named Kyle
“Why are you celebrating you liking kyle”
“Because it’s the 16th national I fancy Kyle day”
Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.
Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*