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-Laugh: Sksksksksk
-Carries: Hydroflask, extra scrunchie
-Wears: Scrunchie,seashell choker, long nails
-IQ: -2
-Favorite pastime: Making friendship bracelets on her hydro flask
-Favorite phrase: And I oop-!
VSCO Girl: And I oop-! Wait, do you not have a hydro flask? They are half off right now and they are good for making friendship bracelets. Omg I think mine got a dent in it sksksk... Anyways, do you like my seashell choker, I got a color that would match my scrunchie! Oh, my names Clarissa by the way!
Brainless idiots whos most intelligent word is sksksksksksks or and I oop.
They look like tumblr girls but in dumber
''HAHA SAVE THE TURTULES'' is the smartest thing they ever said. Vsco girls are not good for your health
A Vsco girl is the most scariest thing in the world.
Person: *Calls 911* hello…there is a Vsco girl in my basement!! Help!
911 Person: Oh My Lord!! We’re Coming With the whole department!! Wait and get as far away from that devil as you can
(VSCO girl also pronounced sksksksksksksksksks)
known as the Tumblr girls of 2019
their language includes:
sksksksksk~no one actually knows what this means they just say it
and i oop- ~used to indicate that something scandalous/funny/good/bad happened (can be used for basically anything)
SAVE THE TURTLES~ meaning: im trying to be cool and trendy but I don't know one common fact about turtles
you will usually find them with:
~ at least 100 scrunchies on each arm
~ a hydro flask (an overpriced reusable water bottle, usually filled with stickers from RedBubble)
~ metal straws, one for each hour of the day (we gotta save those turtles)
~ oversized t-shirt (cause who needs pants)
~ slip on vans (shoelaces take to much time, we need that time to post about the turtles)
~ shell necklace (from Brandy Melville cause we know they probably don't even like the beach cause there's to much sand and "unknown creatures")
~ Mario Badescu face mist (no one knows what this does, they just use it cause it feels nice)
~ Birkenstocks (if we not wearing those vans you'll catch us with some of those birkies)
~ friendship bracelets (cause we're 5 yo)
AND thats basically it
and i oop- and i oop- and i oop-
i wish i was a VSCO girl
and i oop- and i oop- and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
SAVE THE TURTLES
Sksksksk Jesus crist not this again please. Ok let’s get this over with. A “vsco girl” usually wears oversized “Ron Jon” t-shirts and let me mention she wears the smallest shorts in the whole world. And for shoes?! It’s usually crocs, burks, or vans. She can’t leave home without her scrunchie and her hydroflask. She usually says “ AND I OOP and SKSKSK” very aggressively. This thing is very annoying never go near one.
Normal guy:Jesus is that a vsco girl
Normal girl: yeah, this is bad
Normal guy: okay I’m gonna move schools now
Vsco girl: SKSKS AND I OOP WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?!?
Dum fucks who run around saying sksksksks and have hydo flasks scruncheys metal straws and booty shorts that show have of there ass but wear big t-shirts to cover it up .
That dum VSCO GIRL droped my dam 50$ hydo flask just to say and I opps sksksk
A stereotype of a girl who has a hydro flask, metal straw, lots of scrunchies and always is wearing/ making friendship bracelets. She has TikTok and tries to gain TikTok Clout
Here is what a VSCO girl wears:
Warm weather: a trendy oversized t-shirt, Nike shorts, and Birkenstocks or maybe even crock's
Cold weather: Trendy oversized T-shirt, Nike or Lululemon leggings, and Nike air Force 1s.
What a VSCO girl says: And I oop,sksksksk ,and save the turtles, ect. VSCO is a editing app were you post a picture and then edit it with the filters that the app is known for.
Person 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person 2: Oh, the one telling at someone using a plastic straw? She is the school VSCO girl