i fux

the motto of the varsity fuck squad, the greatist collection of cocksmiths known to man.

Ramon: i fux therefore i am.

Casper: u damn right!

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i live

unfortunate event that happens to everyone that exists
i not die, not dead, still alive

-i live <\3
-girl same

-so heart breaking
ikr

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I will in Fuck

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".

1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

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I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

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i rember

gay slang, lemme giv anal leme fuck da azzz

Eren: I forgor
Berholdt: I rember

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And I oop

A term That was initially funny but then the annoying ass white VSCO bitches took it and made it their fucking demon call n shit. As well as "sksksksksksk" like those were supposed to be used in text NOT SPEECH. Dumb asses.

VSCO bitch 1: sksk Charlie sksksk asked me and I oop to homecoming sksksk
Vsco bitch 2: omg and I oop *drops loud ass hydroflask* sksksk that's so scrunchie friendship bracelet and I oop.

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i can't

Something a girl says when she definitely is able to do something, and has no reason to not do

Guy: Why can't we go out?
Girl: I can't
Guy: Why?
Girl: I just can't

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