Dan is a pimp. Dan’s are very short and have a drole sense of humour.
This is so boring!
That’s because it’s Dan
dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.
Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.
When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.
“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”
“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”
A bitch nigga but a good dood with a very very big pp
That one nigga a dan bro on jah
Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.