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jacy is the cutest boy anyone knows, hes amazing and i love him, jacy if your reading this i love you more than anything in the world <3
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1.) Weezy F. Baby's weakest album by far! The lyrics were not the best he has ever spewed and the beats were just horrendous. If you listen to this album your ears will bleed. The perfect revenge to anyone who ever done you wrong will be tying them to a chair and playing this album non-stop. I swear it will literally kill them. But if you like music that a 2 year old can compose this may be the album you have been waitng for. Other uses for the Carter III include:
*If ya have unexpected guests over, it makes the perfect drink coasters.
*Have a cat or dog that is not quite house broken yet, never fear Carter III to the rescue. Use it as a pooper scooper, that's right. Use a piece of shit to pick up some shit.
2.) A fake person who is washed up and pretends to be hard when they really are not. Actually these people talk willshitabout you and then duck and dodge a real fight like the pussy punk bitch they are.
1.)Dumb Ass: Hey, Carter 3 is hot, I bought 3 copies!
Smart Individual: Oh that's great. Hey let me borrow one. My cat just shitted on the floor.
2.) Punk Ass Bitch: Just wait. I'ma whoop dat nigga ass. He stepped on my J's.
Real nigga: What you said? Wut you gonna do?
Punk Ass Bitch:(runs off in a hurry)
Real Nigga: Dats wut I thought, ole Carter 3 ass.
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Back in the days when 3 rubbers (condom wasn't even a word yet) cost 60 cents, and they were kept out of sight behind the counter in a drugstore and it was too embarrasing to ask the pharmacist for a pack of 'rubbers' , one would ask for "3 for 60" and the pharmacist would slip them to you on the sly.
hay doc, 3 for 60. slide them under the counter.
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This is the day the most amazing girl was born she’s beautiful her smile is amazing and she’s perfect in every-way
Be like willy born on April 3
I love her
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If your born on April 3rd you very funny and a bastard your, very popular
My friend was born on April 3rd and he is really funny
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wow 3 january is the best day in the world
january the 3 is the best day in the world omg is used very often
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Used when something is arguable but you can’t be bothered to argue it.
Thought to stem from if someone says something controversial at 3 minutes to 5 but due to wanting to leave work soon, you don’t bother arguing it.
Often used in situations where “agree to disagree” could be used
“I think John Bridge should have won the X-Factor instead of Brian Hamilton.”
“Well, 3 to 5.”
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