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When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.
Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.
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a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.
i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!
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Doja Cat's song "Candy" has a quote that says "she's just like candy, she's so sweet, but you know that it ain't real candy, know that it ain't real candy". The quote implies that someone is very sweet, but the cherry in it is not real but in fact chemicals and nasty sugars. So saying "it ain't real cherry" would be like describing something that seems sweet but isn't good for you. Or if someone is "fake"
"She may be nice but she'll bite you in the ass. It ain't real cherry, dude"
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when your fucking your girlfriend while shes on her back, causing your balls to smack against her ass turning them red, you then allow her to relieve herself upon your balls and make her lick it off, giving the effect of chocolate covered cherries
baby you want some chocolate covered cherries, eat these
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The bloody fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of a redish bowl stain due to blood, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.
Man, that Taco Bell I ate sure did give the cherry chocolate rain.
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The Act Of Putting A Cherry On a Girls Asshole Then Letting Her Poop It Into Your Mouth
Matt:Dude did the girl let you do the Russian Cherry Bomb
Will: Yea It Tasted Great!!!!!
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when you stick ice cubes in your mouth and cruch the ice cubes up and then eat a girl out while she is on her period.
jus eat some cubes and eat a girl out thats a stank cherry icee
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