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When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
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This phrase appears in several times in the 70s movie 'car wash' at the beginning and during the film when a radio dj from a LA radio station plays black music. His voice sounds like Barry White's.
It also appears in other 'blaxplotion'-movies. In the movie 'Undercover brother' which is a parody to this movies it appears too.
And now we play <insert favourite soul/black music title here>. Can you dig it?
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An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.
Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."
Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.
Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.
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To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.
"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."
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Is there not a way you can
Itd be good to see you
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An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can
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Can am is an atv that will leave you stranded on the trail and you will always be working on, so buy an arctic cat
Letโs get the can am to the shop.
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