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This day is when St Nicholas Chicken was born. He is very German and this day replaces Valentines day because Valentines day is rigged.
"Wow! HAPPY ST NICHOLAS CHICKEN DAY!"
"Yes, the Feburary 14th!"
A school who uses the government's funds for sandstone bricks.
St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"
Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"
Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋
St josephs catholic college is used to describe something horrible
An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.
- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."
A school for fuck boys that are wanna be basketball players just because Isaiah Washington went/goes there have dances where all they do is double tap girls while they teachers pretend not to notice and only want to smash then dash bitches and always tryna get academy of mount st Ursula bitches cathedral bitches Preston bitches...
Him:I got to st Raymond academy for boys
Her:i know we dance at the school dance remember ?
Him:...
An all-boys college-preparatory school in Cincinnati, Ohio. Well known for its academics and, recently, its athletics as well. It is not unheard of for graduates to go on to Yale or Harvard. Athletically, St. X competes in the Greater Catholic League, or GCL, in the South Division and the teams are known as the Bombers. The Student section at sporting events is typically known as the Blue Monster. It's main rivals are La Salle, Elder, and Moeller. St. X last won a State Championship in football in 2007. Its swimming and diving team is the most successful team in school and state history, having won 28 state titles.
St. Xavier High School is the best high school in the entire world!
Matt James (1992-2010) went to St. Xavier High School, he would have played for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish had he not died Spring Break by a fall from a balcony.
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