Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because heβll make you look like even more of an idiot.
Yesterday I forgot my math homework and Alex Nott made me look stupid
A thicc boi who loves phat booty bitches, he gets all the hoes but I owe him $15. He is also jewish
Alex Richardson stole my girlfriend because his chin so big and he got money
It's a type of subgenre for fiction based on whatever Alex Falbtard has written or is going to write.
Average Roman: what genre is it?
Alex Falbtard: Fiction.
Average Roman: What subgenre?
Alex Falbtard: Alex Fiction.
A super nice and cool person!!!!ππππ He is the best!!!
Oh no I don't what Alex Kister meansπππππ
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UPππππππππ
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A boy who masturbates 4 times a day while his pubes are longer than his dick (3 inches)
I'm going to do an Alex Pannu tonight or you're such an Alex Pannu
Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
I love Alex Touron
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A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.
Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.
Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.
In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!