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"No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone else's expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)"
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When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
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Adolf, or, alternatively, Hitler. (Although commonly thought to be a comparison between Germany's leader during WWII and people who exhibit this type of personality, the real connection is that a standard method of referring to these people is to call them an "A H" which happens to be Hitler's initials (Adolf Hitler). The fact that Hitler himself was an asshole simply adds icing to the cake.)
1. Get out of my face Adolf!
2. The line starts back here Adolf!
3. Who's the Adolf that cut the cheese?
4. Yeah? Well, you also said you'd pull out in time, Adolf!
5. How many lanes do you need Adolf?
6. As a matter of fact, Adolf, I do know everything.
7. You are such an Adolf!
8. I looked up Synonyms: asshole and I found your picture Adolf.
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Fucking a girl with your adam's apple.
Blake's adam's apple is so huge he could adam's asshole a chick.
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a stupid individual who thinks only of himself and usually blames everyone else for his own stupidity.
That busted asshole just pulled out in front of me and had the nerve to flip me off. Democrats are busted assholes, i.e. Hillary Clinton. "Sorry boss, I was late to work because my friend's car broke down." ~ This person is a busted asshole; blame is better to give than receive!
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"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"
"So go see an asshole bandit."
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Somebody who is a vagina asshole. An insult, used by stupid teenage boys in ghetto brown neighborhoods.
"Jeez Matt is such a vagina asshole!"
"I know right!"
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