"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."
Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.
We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.
Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.
A pothead from the midwestern plains states.
I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.
When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl “