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Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.
Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.
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Pulling a bill Cosby the act of druging a women's drink but then realizing its not worth so you decide to fuck an orange instead .
Omg Jose I wish colby would stop pulling a bill Cosby. An just. Go out with janet. "Pulling a bill cosby the act of druging a women's drink but then realizing its not worth so you decide to fuck an orange instead .
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America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.
The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.
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Noun (Slang) A euphenism for homosexual, generally a male homosexual. Compare to "Light in the Loafers", Limp Wristed", "Panty Waist", or "Candy Ass"
"That guy's as queer as a three dollar bill"
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n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
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the act of taking a lower decker and proceeding to rub it across the entire bathroom.
Hey i heard that keeton did a buck wild bill at his friend's house in kindergarden. The kid's parents told me that there was shit everywhere.
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Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)
(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?
(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?
(Clive) eh!
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