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yo, i was with Jake the other day and he committed a wicked boy blast all over my back!
A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.
If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.
When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again
Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"
When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum
Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted
When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.
2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast