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The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.
1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
n- warm, delicious feelings that cause you to devour the nearest fried twinkie or anything edible that contains a clusterfuck of butter.
That Nicole Kendal chick must have a lot of butter feelings.
The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.
Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!
the inside secretion of a femboy's asshole
bussy butter; noun
guy 1: i met this femboy on discord, i fucked em so hard my dick got pickled in their bussy butter
guy 2: nectar of the gods, man
Someone you eat butter with, typically in the sense that you are really hungry at a restaurant waiting for food and all you have is the butter from your bread and butter.
Jeffrey and Viola were at a restaurant and Jeffrey paid Viola $12 to eat four of the things of butter thus insuring a long lifetime of being butter buddies.
A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.
After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.
A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.
Wow, that's a butter landing.