The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts
The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.
My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.
The place where you buy your weed.
Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.
This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.
Here is an example in a work environment:
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.
Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”