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Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera
"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"
"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
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Basically Zoom or Google Meet.
Guy 1: Zoom is just Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree
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Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro
Person2: imma go home now and cry
Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
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When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.
Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy
also known as Zuckles Fleshlight
When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap