Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes

Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle

cross mojoination

the interbreeding of the pizza flavored goldfish with that of the pretzel flavored goldfish in a medley of taste bud amazement

Whoever put that snack together must have used cross mojoination because my taste buds are going wild!!

cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

sign of the cross

the father (jah)
the son (mac)
and the holy spirit (juice).

now you can do the sign of the cross.
i bless you with the father, son, and holy spirit.

sign of the cross

the father, jah, the son, mac, and the holy spirit, juice.

aww, here, take the sign of the cross with you.