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Donald trump is your President well whether you like it or not. Has very orange skin but is awesome. He will become president.
Guy 1- who was the best president of all time
Guy 2-joe Biden
Guy 3- so you like when he sniffs kids!!!
Guys 2- actually Donald trump 2024 is a good president
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Melania should dump the chump known as Donald Trump Aka Dump. Donald= D Trump= ump, Donald+Trump= Dump. #DumpTrump
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Compulsive urge to grab genatalia of person or opposite or same sex without their consent.
Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
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Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
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When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
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A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
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Donald Trump The greatest american president in history who took America and made it great again
Donald TRUMP an American HERO.
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