Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

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Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.

You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!

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crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

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dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.

Also known as cupping.

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double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

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dutch boy

a person from the dutch clan. he worships the TRUE dutch master NETO. and he will always know the difference bettwen dooly and doly. dooly is good and doly is bad.

oh my word!!! the dutch master is here i am a dutch boy and i am your follower.

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Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.

Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!

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