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A squid loving pedo that always noodles on pizza
Stop being such an Emily Bradley
Emily E’s are usually short and love pussy because they can’t reach any normal heighted boys cock. They also are easily offended and can’t take a joke and usually hate their friends boyfriends no matter what
Person:Meet my boyfriend!!!
Person 2:Hello nice to meet you
Emily E:*Rolls eyes* and walks away mad
an innocent tiny girl who looks young for her age, is intelligent but only in books
"dude he was so large"
"what does that mean"
"you don't get it?"
"no"
"you really are an emily nguyen"
A girl who thinks they are the bollocks but really they are just a daydreaming cock hunter who wheres to much makeup
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fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
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