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Hollowing out a watermelon and urinating inside it, then whilst drilling her anal cavities smash the piss filled fruit over her head and kick her in the teeth.
Last night I have your sister a fruit piss cocktail, she loved it!
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When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.
Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."
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someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.
d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.
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A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!
Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!
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The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.
These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.
The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.
Let's send some Chilean Fruit-Cups to less fortunate children.
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When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
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The sexual act in which a person performing oral sex on a male fits the penis and balls in their mouth at once.
She dumped me after I asked her to munch the whole fruit bowl.
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