National Butthole day;a day that will go down in history as the greatest topical day ever;specifically on the topic of assholes
Bro today is February 27th,you know what that means
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Many tragedies occurred on February 26th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1998
Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on because it's February 26th. It's tragedy.
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National fuck your brother day
'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'
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Just a random day. Seriously, why would you search for a random day? Please find a better alternative to waste your time!
It's February 11 today.
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trash people were born today
on February 18 some successful others broke as hell
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GF: Hi boyfriend!
BF: *slaps*
GF: What was that for!?
BF: It's February 17.
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