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When two men go into the woods and perform felacious acts and numerous butt play actions. Very gross with huge consequence
John and brant went duck hunting, little to say they arent virgins anymore
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a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!
originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"
the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3
My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
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When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.
After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.
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The sweat that forms beneath a man's testicles and between the cheeks of his butt.
Dave: So man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?
Steve: Oh bro... it was great! I gave her some of my Duck Butter.
Dave: ...You're one sick fuck, Steve...
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strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.
mommy why does that duck look like a sick chicken?
it's a trash duck, honey.
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The effect created when farting inside hip waders, which are commonly used during duck hunting. A takeoff of the phrase dutch oven (to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head), the duck oven is contained inside waterproof waders, slowly releasing itself to almost no one but the wearer. However, when the waders are removed, the effect is shared and rather potent if there have been multiple duck ovens created.
After a hunter's breakfast of coffee and beef jerky, Cecil watched for mallards and silently enjoyed his duck oven.
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