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7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
Person A : do you know who is doyoung’s girlfriend?
Person B : obviously i do! it’s Alee!
therian girlfriend, a girlfriend that identifies as a therian and is often used as a joke
tyler: bro i need a therian girlfriend
max: me too bro
Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek
Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!
A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed
When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend