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The wannabe Unicorn that takes glue and put's a narwhal horn on it. Shaking my head go throw glitter somewhere else.
Look at that sparkle horse, what a poser!
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Lap dance where a female is seating on a chair giving the male a blowjob but the male is upsidedown standing on both hands doing pushups while his legs are spread out resting on female's shoulder.
Hey bro, I'm skipping arm workout today. Lastnight was my girl's birthday & I did a crazy horse on her.
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when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.
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A sexual act whereby when a female passes out, usually when drunk, and the male waits and then ejaculates on the unsuspecting ginch.
I pulled a trojan horse on that ginch when she passed out last night.
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1. an out of control phi kap that is also well hung.
2. a person who, after consuming a bottle of el toro, will slap a sorority hooker for being such a nasty ho!
ryan is clearly a crazy horse!
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