fat kid heart attack

the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise

"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"

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My heart hurts

When your stinks acting up and shit make you feel a type of way

You really outside right now ?

Her : yea

You: damn you a leg my heart hurts 💔

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Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

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smh my heart

stab my heart my heart, an alternative to “shake my head my head” for an ultra cringey moment

“Scott’s Tots” is a big smh my heart episode!

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colder than a whore's heart

with out feeling, ruthless,

it was colder than a whore's heart outside.
her look was colder than a whores heart

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bless your little heart

A southern's way of saying fuck you

Teacher: You have 7 pages of homework tonight
Student: Well bless your little heart

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ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.

"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"

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