GLoucester High School

The 2nd most ghetto and the 2nd most dangerous high school in ottawa (next to Rideau High School). For white kids, gloucester is a scary, dangerous and boring high school to attend. For black people, its a chill place to hang out, do drugs, sell drugs and scare the crap out of white kids. For immigrants, its the perfect place to get in large groups, act tough, get in shit, get in trouble and get deported back to the country you came from.

immigrant kid 1: yo there are so many immigrants at gloucester high school.
immigrant kid 2: yea, it feels like back at home.
immigrant kid 3: (starts screaming loudly for no apparent reason) ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
immigrant kids 1 and 2: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (once again, for no reason)
immigrant kids 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 down the hall: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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Eagle High School

The gaping anus of the earth. Complete with mormon church access across the street and in the back. Run by mormons and poser hippie kids. Lots of fat kids as well. Don't even think about entering without a hall-pass, or tough guy/janitor Chad will eat your lunch and possibly your soul.

1. "Hold on brah, i gotta wipe my Eagle High School." (EHS for short)
2. "Aw yeah man, peace is love, peace is love...i hate it when my dad beats me...

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High School Sweetheart

1. A current couple in high school that has been dating for most of their high school years.
2. A couple that has been dating since high school.

Stephen is my high school sweetheart, and I totally LOVE him!

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High School Stranger

Masturbating with your non-dominant, numb hand after temporary loss of sensation (i.e. performing a stranger). This gives you the sensation of your first, clumsy, uncoordinated hand job in High School.

I performed a High School Stranger to bring back the memories of Prom while jacking off to my High School yearbook.

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Sequoyah High School

The school is filled with nothing but depressed, angsty teens, cocksucking preps, racist redneck trumpies, idiotic staff, hood rats, self proclaimed "saints", and backstabbing, arrogant plebs. Everything is either broken, 60 years old, or straight up disgusting. You can find mice, roaches, or any kind of insect in any room (not excluding your food). Beautiful sights such as, overdrawn eyebrows, gross make-out sessions, underwear (because hey, what the fuck are belts?), and dirty bathrooms are all apart of what makes it unique.

9/11 would not recommend.

"Hey I'm thinking about transferring to Sequoyah High School."

"Ew why would you ever do that."

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bloomingdale high school

A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone

Bloomingdale High School is a rated 8 school

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Chanute High School

Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.

Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.

Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?

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