A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod
Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod
a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing
hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!
Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of
midgets tea spooning over there!
Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.
Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”
A spoon, according to which soup is not bouillon, or doesn't contain bouillon.
Pass me the bouillon spoon, sir, so I can eat my veggies and water separately.
1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.
Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.