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internet thug- a person who
fronts , talks, argue, talk out they neck on the INTERNET . but not even trynna fight if someone or i drop lo or tell them to slide to a public place . they say they gone show up but really don’t . and if they do it’s with a group of people . psa- don’t argue with me if uu not trynna bug with me espically if uu need ur friends .
durk once said - “they be talkin frm the internet , they don’t be outside , internet thugs
When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day
Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days
Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!
Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
The act of reading something on the internet (on usenet, in the days before the web was invented) and simply physically nodding your head in agreement rather than posting a (content-free) "me too" message.
Yeah, I saw that, and I gave it an internet nod.
A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!