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They're taking an irish wine vacation. They each drink a bottle and see how far they can crawl
When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!
Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.
Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.
When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"
"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”
irish man between the ages of 20 and 32 who calls people by last name only. boasts of being a bastard when he acutally can't help but being a decent human being. lives to drink alcohol and has many cohorts, both irish and non-irish
cormac breslin of san francisco, look him up at buckfastmusic.com
The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*