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They're taking an irish wine vacation. They each drink a bottle and see how far they can crawl
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When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!
Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
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After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.
Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.
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When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"
"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
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On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”
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irish man between the ages of 20 and 32 who calls people by last name only. boasts of being a bastard when he acutally can't help but being a decent human being. lives to drink alcohol and has many cohorts, both irish and non-irish
cormac breslin of san francisco, look him up at buckfastmusic.com
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The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
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