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The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!
I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.
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An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
Those people still aimlessly wandering around the malls who were told several months back they "needed to get their Christmas shopping done". But someone failed to tell them ... "it's over, stop, go home, get a life"!
After Christmas Zombie March
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Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
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Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
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A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.
Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow
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When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better
That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.