hit it till it works

A solution from before the 90s when something doesn't work like a tv or radio where you literally bang on it with your hand till it works

When all else fails hit it till it works.

Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

work out the ass

1. Meaning to have a large amount of work to complete.

I will not be able to attend our sex appointment because I have work out the ass.

well that didn’t work

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.

“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””

Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.

Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”