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The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body
Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.
When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris
When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw