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Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.
Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot”
“too bad so many girls are chasing him”
jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades
person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes
Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.
Jason is the one getting backshots.