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No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 09, 2021


On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 19, 2025


jess wilkinson

an absolute fucking legend

jess wilkinson?????? yeah. legend.

by yer feckin mam May 21, 2022


Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 09, 2023


Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

by bsk$$$ December 03, 2020


Jesse Hitaffer

Who?

Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?

by SD J.E.S.S.E November 29, 2024


Just jess

Just jess.

Wadddupppp, what’s up with you?! Ugggghhhh JUST JESS!
Juicy jess.

by Jessyyycat April 04, 2025