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When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job
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When you are banging someone from behind, pull out and leave a stripe of semen down someone's back... leaving a jizz line like a skunk's stripe.
Tony was banging Maria from behind when he pulled out and gave her a skunk job!
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Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman
Danno loves to love sheep and dreams of receiving a hoof job one day
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A blow job given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. Derives from the Kay Jewelers slogan "Every Kiss Begins with Kay," suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from Kay. If the item is just OK, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.
Bob: Did you see the ring that Ted gave his girlfriend?
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
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A mute job is when somebody watching a music video presses the mute button on their remote in order to enjoy the beauty of the performer(s) rather than let the often annoying singing and terrible music distract the viewer...
Hey, have you seen that new Christina Milian video? Definite mute job I tell ye...
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A blow job given with a mouth full of cottage cheese.
"Kenny Chesney enjoys a good cottage job from his friend Pat"
"I said a cottage job! Here's some 2% you whore, now get to work I'm spending my entire paycheck for you to suck my dick with cottage cheese."
Indian Man: "Marrry Kait and Ashley Olsen would give greet cottage jobs yes yes."
American Man: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
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