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Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?
Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head
The hot tiddies of Kojiro Nanjo, the most bisexual fucker in sk8 the infinity. His boyfriend can't leave them alone, men and women simp over them, they're just so hot.
Person 1: hey, have you seen Joe tiddies?
Person 2: OMG, yessss! They're just so hot.
The Joe Hughes is a sex position with male standing or sitting with both hands behind his head
Joe money is the nickname of Joseph Loewen, a famous basketball high-school player, he likes to spend his free time at a church named university vineyard.
Joe money more like joseph loewon
A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.
"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"