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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023


Joke Burden

A politician who is both a joke and a burden. Can be real or fictional.

Are you going to vote for Joke Burden?

by Joke Burden, himself August 25, 2023


We’ll reject inside jokes

a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.

Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes
P2- “y’all really suck

by HAM-BUR-BUR October 13, 2022


piadas da net (internet jokes)

1-Used to describe a form of comic that can assume diverse forms like images, videos, etc. and is diffused through the social networks whose access is realized through Internet.
2-a variation of the term "meme"generally used by people over 50 used mostly in Portuguese-speaking countries

boy 1- eu realmente gosto desta pagina de Facebook, ela partilha piadas da net (internet jokes) muito engraçadas
boy 2 -não te atrevas a chamar memes ,"piadas da net (internet jokes)" de novo ,eles são a joia da internet e devem ser tratados como tal

by winterwyanamelody June 24, 2018


Spencer Joke

A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.

If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.

by Reppingthe954 May 8, 2022


Kim Jokes

Kim Jokes is a type of jokes.We call 'Kim Jokes' the jokes that are about a person's bad actions,mostly lying and about fake persons

Drake lied about his age.Lets make Kim Jokes about this.

by Jackson JJ November 11, 2018


sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024