Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.
board warrior: That's not true, according to...
board King: "Insert words of greatness here"
board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.
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The act of tapping a nut sac on a sleeping or an otherwise unconscious person's forehead not once, but twice. Only doing so once would be a prince nutty or some shit. The downside to the king nutty is that the victim isn't aware upon regaining coconsciousness. Suggest taking a picture or a yokozuna.
Jeremy told me no more tea bagging, so I decide to befoul him with a king nutty.
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aka also known as the ghost face killa rocking wearing wallabys
ghost is known as the wallaby king on his records
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When a male engages in the act of sex with two lesbian who are also virgins.
You may have had a threesome with two girls but its nothing compared to the king's threesome.
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A game that starts off decent. You spend hours building up your guy, then the new age starts. So you give up
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The greatest man that ever lived.
He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.
John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
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a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor
Tammy is a professional drag king and the Fuzzy Bunny Bar.
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