the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.
When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.
Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.
A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)
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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.
So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.
Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.