(Verb) associated with that which is awesome, all time, or totally tubular.
Did you surf third street today? Hammy was totally sawin’ logs!
Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)
Something that shouldn't happen but it does
An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.
Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.
Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?
Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia
I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar