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Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!
When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
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Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!
Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.
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Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
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This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast
someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people
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A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.
I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
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noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life
plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats
antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"
"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"
"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"
" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"
" Once a LIG, always a LIG"
" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"
" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"
" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"
" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"
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In the same vein as the cinnamon challenge, the Sweet 'n' Low Challenge requires someone to down a whole packet of Sweet 'n' Low artificial sweetener and try not to gag on how disgusting it is.
COURNTEY: "Kellen just did the Sweet 'n' Low Challenge!"
SARAH: "Yes, I could tell by the look of pain on his face as he fell to the ground coughing and desperately called for water."
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Lowest person in the pecking order at work.
Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.
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