A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.
Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.
The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.
And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.
Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.
Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there
Some dumbfuck that likes a white ass bitch
man that kid is such a luke lounsbary
Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.
Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.